A drug-dealer, on the run from the law and his partners-in-crime after a deal that goes wrong, ends up injured and crashes his car into a wooded area. It is there that he is nursed back to health by two religious, fanatical women who mistake him for Jesus Christ. He uses this as a means of survival.
The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humor, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we.